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Sunday, August 17, 2014

Ole Olson

  A  Minnesota farmer named Ole had a car accident.  He was hit  by a truck owned by the Eversweet Company.


In  court, the Eversweet Company's hot-shot attorney questioned him  thus: 'Didn't you say to the state trooper at the scene of the  accident, 'I'm fine?"


Olie  responded: 'vell, I'lla tell you vat happened dere.


I'd  yust loaded my fav'rit cow, Bessie, into da...


'I  didn't ask for any details', the lawyer interrupted.  'Just  answer the question. Did you not say, at the scene of the accident,  'I'm fine!'?'


Olie  said, 'vell, I'd yust got Bessie into da trailer and I vas drivin'  down da road.... '


The  lawyer interrupted again and said, 'Your Honor, I am trying to  establish the fact that, at the scene of the accident, this man told  the police on the scene that he was fine.  Now several weeks  after the accident, he is trying to sue my client.  I believe he  is a fraud.  Please tell him to simply answer the question.  '


By  this time, the Judge was fairly interested in Olie's answer and said  to the attorney: 'I'd like to hear what he has to say about his  favorite cow, Bessie'.


Olie  said: 'Tank you' and proceeded.  'Vell as I vas saying, I had  yust loaded Bessie, my fav'rit cow, into de trailer and was drivin'  her down de road vin dis huge Eversweet truck and trailer came  tundering tru a stop sign and hit me trailer right in da side by  golly.  I was trown into one ditch and Bessie was trown into da  udder ditch.  By yimminy yahosaphat I vas hurt, purty durn  bad, and didn't want to move.  An even vurse dan dat, I could  hear old Bessie a moanin' and a groanin'.  I knew she vas in  terrible pain yust by her groans.


Shortly  after da accident, a policeman on a motorbike turned up.  He  could hear Bessie a moanin' and a groanin' too, so he vent over to  her.  After he looked at her, and saw her condition, he took out  his gun and shot her right between the eyes.


Den  da policeman came across de road, gun still in hand, looked at me, and  said, 'How are you feelin'?'


'Now  wot da fock vud YOU say?'





24 comments:

  1. Hahaha! Yep, in that case I'd be fine, too!

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  2. I'd get up and dance the jig!!

    Good stuff.

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  3. A good laugh this morning. I remember a few Sven and Ollie jokes through the years.

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  4. Oh how we loved those Ole jokes when we lived in WI. Guess the MN folks loved WI jokes just as much.

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  5. Badda-bum badda-bum......heard variations on this one, and another when Ole's wife was asked about the Green Bay Packers.......

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  6. Yes, Ole was using preventive medicine so to speak knowing the cure for not being fine would be not so good. Thanks for sharing it.

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  7. Wow, I haven't heard a Sven or Ole joke in a long time!

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  8. You got me, that truly was laugh out loud.

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  9. Good one! I'm REALLY fine, by golly.

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  10. Thanks for the laugh -- that was a good one -- barbara

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  11. Thanks for the laugh this afternoon.

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  12. Ha!
    Nothing like starting out the day with a good laugh--thank you!
    :D

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  13. It's a long time since I heard an Ole joke. Thanks for the laugh and I agree ... what else is there to say when facing a gun... grins.

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  14. well, of course your post today deserved me to read it out loud and slowly. Dat vas a very funny yoke, by golly!

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  15. Haha...too funny. I enjoyed the accent too. :)

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  16. hahahaha I love it and will be sharing that one. :)

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  17. Oh my Lord! That is hilarious - you are just toooo funny!

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  18. oh my!! I'll have to pass that along to my brother in law!!

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