Here's the recipe:
Get up early and husk numerous bags of sweet corn.
Blanche the corn on the cob for seven minutes.
Place cobs in ice-cold water for two minutes.
Order your spouse to get the board with the nail sticking thru.
Put an electric knife in his hands, reminding him not to cut his finger off.
Ignore his whining and complaining that he is "retired."
Tell him he is not done until he places all the corn in Ziploc bags and puts all 50 pint bags in the freezer.
Oh the poor man and kitty are taking their afternoon nap. They must be exhausted from all the hard work!