I CAN HEAR JUST FINE!"
Me and two other retirees, each with a hearing loss, were playing golf one fine April day. One remarked to the other, "Windy, isn't it?" "No," the second man replied, "it's Thursday." And then I chimed in, "So am I. Let's have a beer."
Which reminds me, I have to run into town to get some new hearing aid batteries.
A Polish immigrant went to the DMV to apply for a driver's license. First, of course, he had to take an eye sight test. The official showed him a card with the letters:
'C Z W I X N O S T A C Z.'
"Can you read this?" the official asked.
"Read it?" the Polish guy replied, "I know the guy."
On my first day as a high school teacher I was doing quite well in front of a class of seniors. I managed to correctly read all the names on the class roll. Then for a reason I’ve long forgotten I had to read some of my fellow teachers names. The first one was Mr. Czapiewski. Cee zap ewe ski I tried. A burst of laughter that followed from my students told me I hadn’t even come close…. It was shah pesk e.